"Sweetie, you really gonna take it from this hag?"
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"Young man, I demand a full refund for your miserable parody of a pastry!" "Hey babe, let's claw this old crone apart. "Mother, really it's alright it tasted fine!" "Not until you apologize to my daughter for that dreadful dessert, mister!" This coffeehouse is closed, you need to–" "Okay, break it up! Or take it outside where I'm not legally liable. "Sharp choice of words from a travelling petting zoo." " You may need a support dog after I tear your eyes out." "Only service animals are allowed in locations that serve food. "I want you to apologize for forcing such a filthy excuse for a confectionery upon my daughter! I don't care if it's a 've-gane' bastardization of a classic treat, we demand–" Dragomir pulled Ellie behind her, while Mr. Oh that was a cheap shot, bringing up family. when was the last time you spoke to someone who wasn't a customer?" "Look, I get that being a moody, broody lone wolf is your thing, but seriously hun. "Why don't you roll with us, Charles?" She motioned to the pack. "My name's CHARLES and," I started pouring them as much coffee as possible, "and don't sneak up on me like that!" "Think we could get another round of coffee, Little Fang?" "Hey babe." Red Claw stood right behind me at nine feet tall, claws as big as my face. "Sorry, we're closed," I said while putting up a chair, "please come bOH GOD" Time to close up shop before the sun sets and the moon comes out and any customers try to– Vampires aren't allergic to chocolate, right? I'm pretty sure that's just werewolves.įive p.m. She walked out the door, biting into her pastry. Thank you for the pastry! Charles, right?" Don't get me wrong, I love my family, but–" "I wish I could've gotten into a school out of state. "You get out of there at once, young woman!"Įlena sighed. Dragomir yelled through the coffeehouse window. "Hey, it's okay." I gave Elena back her money. "Sorry I can't leave a large tip, I just started college and I must save for–" "Is this enough?" Miss Elena Dragomir handed me a collection of coins and bills. I'm my own person, damn it! A person who just happens to turn into a wolf once a month! I'm not some dumb beast to mock with your family, I'm not some new collectible to add your pack, and I'm definitely not your Wolf Daddy. I get to set my own hours, create a whole business from scratch, I get to define who I am. I try to love this job – no, I do love this job. Dragomir walked out without buying anything. ".and I listen to the wails of the Damned every night!" "Oh dear, darling, your French sounds absolutely dreadful!" She laughed. May I recommend the Pain au Chocolat, I–" I have a wide selection of coffees, teas, and gluten-free pastries. Dragomir, this is a vegan, fair-trade coffeehouse. "Hello," I went through the routine, "Welcome to Knot Coffee, what may I get you?" "Byeee!~~~"ĭing! A family all holding umbrellas, even though (because) it's sunny out. "UwU daddy you're so rough!" They took the bagel and left.
"GET–" I threw a cinnamon-raisin bagel at them. "Hello!" I greeted the kid, "Welcome to Knot Coffee, wh–" Then the pack left, while Blood Scent and High Tail debated about whether their names were too similar to that of Native American tribes and if they were perpetuating colonialism by being culturally appropriative.ĭing! The little bell announced another new person, this time a teenager. "Remember cutie, full moon! Tonight! Come find us!" That meant I had to close shop early, rush back to my closet-sized apartment, and prepare my time-release iron cage to stay in there for the night. Shoot, I'd forgotten it was already full moon. I poured them four large cups to go, trying not to make eye contact. Get me four large cups of black for me and my pals, and one more for you, on me." "You know it sugarbuns," Red Claw grinned, "We'll need lots of caffeine to get wild tonight. I gave her my award-winning smile of feigned politeness. you gotta cut loose, sugar! Full moon tonight, y'know!" How you doing babe? Running a whole store all by your lonesome. Red Claw is the de-facto alpha of the pack, although they don't call her an alpha because they're supposed to be a non-hierarchial collective. "Well well well if it isn't the wolf in sheep's clothing!" Red Claw strutted towards me. "Hello!" I said, "Welcome to Knot Coffee! What may I g– oh, it's you." Group #3 that keeps hassling me at my job: the Dragomirs, a werewolf-hating family of vampires.ĭing! The little bell above my coffeehouse door announced a new person.
Group #2 that keeps hassling me at my job: the local werewolf gang, who want a new "pup" for their "pack". Group #1 that keeps hassling me at my job: furries, who want a big Werewolf Daddy
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